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Are we living the American Dream right now?: Girls Gone Wild edition (in which 3 ladies own Daytona Beach for one weekend)

My days as a University student are behind me in the wind somewhere.  I may go back and get my Masters one day (read: intend to), but as it stands I plod along doing one course at a time because I prefer to make money.  I know, I know, they go hand in hand, you do your time, whatever.  Not me.  Blazing my own trail through here.

But even as a University student I was never really a University student.  I lived at home.  Had the same friends.   Didn’t need a student loan.  Never went away for spring break…

Well.  Better late than never right?

Florida is sticky.  I mean that in all sense of the word.  From the people to the coconut oil to the air when you get off United Airlines (don’t ever fly United airlines), it’s like walking into a recycling room that hired an interior decorator.  The good news is, you yourself get sticky pretty quickly and then you can just go party with the rest of them.  And boy, did we ever.

Three girls, all star-striped and spangled, hit the Florida Turnpike for a weekend of classic American fun.  Are we American?  No.  But our attitudes were.  For 4 days we lived in a Kid Rock video.  A Luke Bryan CD.  A Jake Owen song.  A car that was born and bred in the USA being driven by the mentality that we were wild and free.

We pulled into Daytona to discover that the 71st annual Bike Week was in full swing.  Harleys and Leathered bad asses roamed the streets like foam on the ocean, holding a title that we were about to claim for ourselves: wild.

In a town where Strippers dance to “God Bless the USA” and locals won’t let you cross the street without holding your hand, we managed to find a place where we could less loose and disregard everyone’s instructions to “be careful” and still party like it was the last time.  Proving we were worth our American flag bandannas by quoting Metallica and rocking out with middle aged rebels.

We made poor choices.  Rode on the back of motorcycles down interstates we didn’t know at 3am with men we knew less.  We disregarded wedding rings and smoked too many cigarettes indoors.  We did all of our shopping at 7-11 and stopped believing in clothing, in boundaries and in places called “home.”

On Sunday afternoon, we ventured off with three Florida beach boys.  We sat on the dock, nuzzled up to fishing boats and palm tree huts, eating alligator and oysters.  Making  jokes about how haggard we looked in our Ray bans and biker tanks.  “We know we’re a little old for this but…” we chimed as an excuse for our pleasure at the whole situation.  “Naw babe, that’s just wrong”  one Florida boy drawled, offensively.  “You ain’t never too old for Spring Break.”

And it’s true.  Why do we feel like we need to justify freedom?  Like there’s a certain age where said “living” becomes unacceptable or society deems it inappropriate?  Where it ceases to be “living” and starts verging on irresponsibility?  Why can’t we just stop washing our hair and stop giving fucks like we did before we had to pay rent?

We can always find another way to make money when the plane lands.

So ladies, if the bikini fits and the ‘stang has gas… next year it’s Panama.

January.  Ring in the New Year in New York City
February. Deprivation month (no alcohol, no gluten, no crying)
March.  Spend an All-American Spring Break in Florida
April. Do a lot of yoga (ommmmmmmmm….)
May. Go to a play off game
June. ROCK a Victoria’s Secret two piece
July. Take a road trip
August. Go to my favorite corn stand in the Okanagan
September. Have clam chowder in a bread bowl in San Fransisco
October. Pop a bottle of champagne in Vegas for my 25th
November. Book flight to Guatemala City for February 2013
December. Learn how to stop (properly) in hockey skates

xo & yw & on to the next adventure

Blame Skynyrd (a Canadians love affair with the South)

I have to be honest with you.  I’m a shitty Canadian.

Now, don’t get me wrong.  Hockey will forever hold the #1 sport spot in my heart and flannel will always be on top of my shirt drawer and denim has its entire section in my closet and I can quote all the words to Fubar 1 & 2 and I can pronounce words like Tsitika and Tsawwassen and Ucluelet… but I just have this American living inside me.

Yeah, I have an accent.  I say Eh.  I rock the “Aboot” every chance I get and roll on the floor when Trailer Park Boys comes on.  I grew up on the Red Green show.  I can drive the Kicking Horse Pass in January without crashing (so far…).  I encounter bears in my back yard on a regular basis.  I listen to Ian Tyson, Four Strong Winds, baby.  I am 100% Canadian through and through.   Yet,  I have an obsession with the United States of America.

I love its flag.  I love its history.  I love its land.  I love its men.  I love its stereotypes.  I love its cheap liquor and giant hamburgers & I love its gun ‘laws’.

So, of course I’m thrilled to be heading to Florida in a week.  Because I have an American Flag bikini waiting for me there and [hopefully] a date with some seriously authentic fried chicken.  But this whole American flag bikini thing has posed some questions.

Recently, while planning a camping trip for later this year a girlfriend of mine was like “oh yeah!  And we’ll get Canadian flag bikinis!” and I was all Fuuuuck no.  That’s stupid.

So naturally, I had to do some psychological digging into this whole “I will slap stars and stripes on my tits but so help me God, never a maple leaf”  and I’ve narrowed it down to two key moments:  Dad, playing air guitar to Lynyrd Skynyrd and hearing, for the first time, Lynyrd Skynyrd.

Ladies and Gentlemen, a pattern emerges!  In 1995, somewhere along the California coast, Dad played a cassette in our station wagon that I blame for everything.  Did you know that Skynyrd has a song called “Preacher’s Daughter”?  Yeah… the rest is history.

Despite trying to be the “lady” my entire life (FAIL) there is something about Southern Rock that just makes me filthy.  I put myself in Kate Spade and head to church on Sunday mornings, but as soon as Swamp Music comes on the shuffle, Kate’s in the back seat and the only thing I’m wearing is that American wannabe.  It’s been a 15 year struggle (& counting) trying to find the balance between the part of me that wants nice shoes and a tiny purse dog and the side of me that wants to go 4x4ing and my solution has always been “go 4x4ing…. in heels.”

I contradict myself constantly.  I complain about camping but will then wheel myself under my parents vehicles to change oil.  I have this really deep longing for a pretty little Beamer, but then I get green with envy when I see a woman driving an old 90′s Ford 350 all jacked up.  I wanted a ring from Tiffany’s to come from a man with a Copenhagen ring on the back of his Levi’s.  It’s all very troublesome.  But I hear Skynyrd and I just say fuck it.

So, this past week my thrill has been on a constant incline as I prep myself for a trip that is not only the epitome of American living (Spring break in Florida) but also like a personal pilgrimage, to the birth state of a band that constantly gives me permission to let my hair down and just raise a middle finger to the stereotypes I’ve created for myself.

I’m not about to go all Dukes of Hazzard on the streets of Atlanta and start toting around Confederate flags or anything, but I’m looking forward to cheating on my “little house on the prairie” with some “gone with the wind.”  Not that I support infidelity or anything.

True North strong and Free, y’all.

xo & yw