I try to keep my men off the internet. Not because I’m ashamed and don’t think any of them have been cute enough to show off, but mostly because I’m a pretty big handful and it might be embarrassing for them to be shown to my flurry of readers as the “guy who puts up with it all”. Really, if you had to listen to my Ryan Kesler neked references all the time you’d want to be hidden too. HOWEVER, I wanted to share something with you all.
For the first time in oh… six years I am absolutely, utterly, un-complicatedly and completely man-less. No, no, I haven’t become a lesbian. Not that I would necessarily be opposed after some of the things I’ve dealt with over the years, but no. More… it was an “I need to let go of the past and move forward with my life” kind of a decision. I’m not going to get all heart-breaky and emo on you and tell you how painful yet crucial it all was (although it was both, yes). In fact, I’m not going to tell you about it at all. I simply wanted to let you know that due to the fact I am not currently distracted by any handsome members of the opposite sex, I have had a lot of time to indulge in my guilty pleasures. Which means I may have re-read Twilight. I maaaaay have gone to see the midnight showing of Harry Potter last night with a shitty black lightening bolt on my head. I may have eaten pizza for breakfast, used a whole thing of bubble soap in a four hour bath, learned all the words to a new biggie song, watched Legally Blond… three times. Re-painted my nails 6 times in a row until they were perfect. Attempted a home made pair of wire-rim make shift HP glasses. Spent 15 minutes comparing Griffon Bruxellios to Ewoks. Whatever. All i’m trying to say is that I’m on a F ya! I’m all alone! spree right now and so I may geek out on you and turn a bit ADD for a while. One day I might disappear. One day, I might post 17 times! Who knows, sheezey could get creezey. & because I love you all, I thought it was fair to warn you.
It’s the weekend now, I’m going to try and get it all out of my system. Biker bars, broken budgets, sky-high heels, handsome strangers, make-believe love affairs, fake names, beautiful lady-friends and a seriously long tea date with Mom might just do the trick. Let’s kick up some dust shall we? She’s been settled too long.
xo & yw